Stupid Chick...

What would you do for $10,000? Would you tattoo your face like this chick did? I wouldn't. Is that really what things are becoming now, that someone can sell their face to a company to put its logo on it for the going rate of $10,000. I don't even understand why the Golden Palace would pay someone to do this if it does anything for the company in my eyes it makes it unappealing. Anyways, I think everyone should ask themselves what they would do for $10,000 and if this is one of the things on that list maybe you should actually think about it...

Time.

I sleep 11:00pm to 7:00am.
I work 8:00am to 5:00pm.
I eat at 5:30pm to 6:00pm.
I nap from 6:00pm to 6:30pm.
I get ready 6:30pm to 7:00pm.
I go out from 7:00pm to 11:00pm.
And repeat the process daily.
The Sun rises at 9:00am and sets at 5:00pm, my time means nothing.

The IT Side of Things

I don't think the general population of people actually know how to use a computer. I can say this because I am a IT Technician working a pretty sweet gig. Really, I love my job, I get paid to play with computers all day long. I deal with computers in the city I live in and in another two cities that are a flight away. I'm just in the background doing my thing and everyone respects me because well, if you make me mad you know your computer will suddenly start having problems ha ha. The only problem I have with my job is the 'user' problem. I don't usually complain about the incompetence of the people in this company but today I will. The last phone call I had was from one of the other cities so I had to instruct them what to do. I knew it would be a loss cause when I asked him to restart his computer and he didn't even know how. After finally explaining to him how to restart it I decided to do a remote connection to his PC once it booted back up. That is only today's example, you would not believe the calls I get and I honestly have to ask them if there computers plugged in and guess what? Its not! Last week I replaced a persons monitor and then the next day they called me saying the new one wasn't working so I went over there and guess what? It wasn't turned on! The list can go on and on but you get my point. People suck at computers and some of them shouldn't even be aloud to own one let alone work on one. That's my daily bitch I feel much better now :)

To Early for Halloween Planning?

What are you going to be this year for Halloween? I know it's still over a month away but if you're making your own costume, like I am, then it's coming up real quick! This year I am going to be the 'Hamburglar' while my friends are being other various McDonald's characters. We have it all down pact from Ronald to even the little fluffy ball things that are in that crazy McDonald's family. I will post pictures of the party and perhaps the making of the costume as I have not even started it yet! But for your (and my) entertainment I've included a awesome home made picture of this kids costume. How freaking sweet it that? The kid is Mario and he's riding Yoshi! Yoshi just happens to be my favorite Nintendo character ever, I think I smell next years costume brewing already :)

Bad Pictures

Have you ever in your life had a really terrible picture taken of you? I'm almost certain everyone has had one of those 'oh man that's a bad picture of me' moments but what about when its a professional picture. I thought the picture to the left is a very good example of a professional picture gone wrong, very wrong. This man clearly loves his cat.. a lot! Everything in the picture from the hair to the cat is ridiculous. I'm not saying you shouldn't love your cat but this is a little extreme, I personally am a cat owner and I would never even think to do this. I'm sure this guy takes this picture very seriously but I wonder when he looks at it if sometimes he thinks 'oops that was a strange idea.' Either way I just wanted to show everyone this picture as it is very humorous to me.

Another Number One Christmas Kids Toy

Once again I find myself on the Internet finding the most ridiculous things. Here is another very real, very horrible kids toy. I don't know if this one is any better or worse than the last toy I posted. At least the last toy encourages kids to get a job, maybe striping isn't the best job but its better than teaching kids to be cat killers. I believe that certain things effect kids for when they grow up, I really hope toys have no effect. Again, I must say humanity is setting itself up for doom one kids toy at a time.

Get Rich Quick

Anyone know of how? I sure don't, if I did I would be rich and very rich at that! What makes me blog of this today is my overwhelming junk mail that builds up in my hotmail account. Most offering me a bigger wang (to replace my non existing one) or diet pills and even the odd one telling me I won the lottery. Today I got a huge amount of 'Get Rich Quick' ones proclaiming that they know the secret to getting rich and you know what I believe them. Why would I be so gullible you ask? Well I don't believe they are going to tell me how to get rich but I do think they know how they, themselves, can get rich. Its a fairly simple idea and I suppose I could do it too but I'm sure there is some kind of consequence for getting caught. I really think the secret to getting rick quick is to scam people into telling them you can give them the secret to fast money for a price. That price is going to those people who are, you guessed it, getting rich off of others people money who are trying to get rich. In short there is no way to get rich quick unless you are running some kind of scam. The only way to get rich in this world is to work hard, be born into money or even win the lottery that's it.