What has 2011 done for you lately?!

It's a new year so I figured it was time for a new post, you know, so I can keep it real. 2011 hey? I remember when I was a kid and thought for sure we would have flying cars, jet packs, A.I robots to do my chores, space travel for all, teleportation, holographic television, video phones by now. What have you given me world, video phones and 3D television. That's it, that's all you could give me?! The phone thing wasn't that impressive when it came out because web cams came first so it wasn't a big surprise phones would be able to do it soon. 3D television is I guess cool but it's way over priced and quite frankly not worth it at all. My point of this post is that I feel like I'm being jipped here... really it may sound a little selfish considering only a few generations ago there was not even electricity but I only have one life to live and I want these bad ass technologies before I die! You hear that world? GIVE ME THESE THINGS!!!

This is 100% Untrue (Other then there is 5 weekends this month)

So don't believe it when people tell you about it.. don't believe me check out this blog post proving you to be stupid for not believing me... http://plumsplums.blogspot.com/2010/10/once-every-823-years.html

Just Imagine

You're doing what you do, you know just hanging out, maybe selling some crack or robbing a liquor store and then the cops come by and ruin your day. You knew it was a bad day to shave off your mustache but it was starting to bug you, so now your stuck with this as your mug shot:

Great now they know the ladies love it..

Okay 1 More Cute Picture!

It's been awhile..

That is all..

Stupid Chick...

What would you do for $10,000? Would you tattoo your face like this chick did? I wouldn't. Is that really what things are becoming now, that someone can sell their face to a company to put its logo on it for the going rate of $10,000. I don't even understand why the Golden Palace would pay someone to do this if it does anything for the company in my eyes it makes it unappealing. Anyways, I think everyone should ask themselves what they would do for $10,000 and if this is one of the things on that list maybe you should actually think about it...

Time.

I sleep 11:00pm to 7:00am.
I work 8:00am to 5:00pm.
I eat at 5:30pm to 6:00pm.
I nap from 6:00pm to 6:30pm.
I get ready 6:30pm to 7:00pm.
I go out from 7:00pm to 11:00pm.
And repeat the process daily.
The Sun rises at 9:00am and sets at 5:00pm, my time means nothing.